What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

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What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt