Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.