What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?

A thin mouse !

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.