What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.