What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.