They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
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Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Wait for him to give it back.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter
Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.
Sans Seraph
Mint conditioner.
A taxi
He felt Thor.
Because Y so serious
Karma?
Artificial intelligence.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
She's trans parent
An Ex-Man.
He wanted to have some stage presents.
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
