What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

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What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.