Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

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Why do you make more money?

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!