What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!