How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

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What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.