How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

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How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.