How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.