How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer