How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions