How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

North Carolina Jokes More North Carolina Jokes

What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men