How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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You swimming pull

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!