What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.