What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.