What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.