Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Iron Woman Jokes More Iron Woman Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction