Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Who would win?

everyone

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The 7th Panzer division

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Christian bale

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They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!