Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah