What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalatapus

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?