What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams