What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus