What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Oval Office Jokes More Oval Office Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!