Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-