Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do we need to die?

chickens

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble