Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer