Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

What is the best thing about 25 year olds?

They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

A: Her navel.