What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Where do ghosts live?

A: At the dead end.