Dead End Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Where do ghosts live?

A: At the dead end.

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Calm Jokes More Calm Jokes

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."