How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!