How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street