How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Ion Jokes More Ion Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.