Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit