What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.