What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.