What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.