What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed