What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.