What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.