What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."