What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits