What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Fast food

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !