What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.