Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.