Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

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How do you make a pig float?

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Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.