Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.