How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."