Lincoln, because he is in a cent.
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He stopped making cents.
It just makes cents.
In cents
I'm in a cent.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Because he was in-a-cent!
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Because he was always in a cent.
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Because it makes cents (sense).
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The U.S. mint (cents)
Two cents
two cents
I'm-in-a-cent!
It makes cents.
Because it makes cents.
Because they don't make any cents.
Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
Because the dime had more cents.
It didn't make cents
The dime had more cents.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
Because this docent makes any cents.
He's got more money than cents
Because it didn't make any cents!
Because they make cents!
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
Lincoln. He made the most cents.
This is non-cents!
Because it had more cents
They both fear the wurst
A pocket watch.
He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."
You shoot the guy pushing it.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
World of Wardraft.
The Igloominati.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
J.C. Penny
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
A concert that costs 45 cents.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
