Lincoln, because he is in a cent.
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He stopped making cents.
It just makes cents.
In cents
I'm in a cent.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Because he was in-a-cent!
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Because he was always in a cent.
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Because it makes cents (sense).
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The U.S. mint (cents)
Two cents
two cents
I'm-in-a-cent!
It makes cents.
Because it makes cents.
Because they don't make any cents.
Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
Because the dime had more cents.
It didn't make cents
The dime had more cents.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
Because this docent makes any cents.
He's got more money than cents
Because it didn't make any cents!
Because they make cents!
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
Lincoln. He made the most cents.
This is non-cents!
Because it had more cents
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!
Because they were in treble.
It was a child predator.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Barbers.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
To get to the other side.
50 cents. That's Ludicris!
Gee U Knit!"
Throw in a load of laundry.
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Zimbab-Bee!
200 Dollars.
