Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.