Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.