Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.