How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.