How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

India Jokes More India Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What do you call India's top TV Show?

Dan Singh with the Sitars

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.