How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazillian.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Outsource Jokes More Outsource Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.