What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.