Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Hella
Driver
They hold a runoff election.
His brother holding the VCR.
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
Its the only place she can get love.
It put a ring on it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado