I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
He didn't want no scrubs
He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
Stamps!
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
A: Turn off the carousel.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
They don't.
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
He bombed the exam.
a paleontologist.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
