Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently