Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

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When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado