Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common?

The Right Hand Rule.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.