What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!