What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.