What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!