How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.