How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own