Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!