What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.