What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

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What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"