Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.