What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head