What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.