What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.