What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!