What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Expose Jokes More Expose Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !